Me in 50 words or less

by e on November 30, 2009

So, part of what make me so happy to come to work is the fact I get paid to do something I actually love: to write. Though I work for a big healthcare organization, I also do some freelance writing on the side for SJ Magazine, a local magazine.

I love writing for SJ, and this January, SJ is publishing a special 10-year commemorative issue, to celebrate their 10 years of publishing. To celebrate? A brief bio of all the regular contributing writers. Hey, that’s me!

So, I need to write a 50-word bio all about me. It’s a tough task to write about yourself – let alone in 50 words.

Erica V is an amazing writer who has a flair for fashion and an eye for what’s in. Never satisfied with the norm, she is constantly cutting her hair into bangs, which she always regrets. She is a new mom, and a wise ass. She blogs about crap at imstillfab.com.

That’s 50 words. It works, no? No? Okay, then what about this?

Erica V is a writer who tells it like it is. She remains energetic and positive about everything, even though she is sleep-deprived. She is married to a lovely husband, who relies on her to find things in the house, and has a daughter who likes to chew on the carpet.

Oh man, I’m one word over. How about this…

Erica V is a writer who talks too much and listens too little. She likes to make pouty lips at herself in the mirror, and is currently working on her latest camera pose: Mama with baby. She prefers slippers to stillettos and is a slow runner.

And that is four words too short.

I guess I still have some work to do. If you want to see what I end up putting in the pages of SJ Magazine, well, I guess you’ll have to wait until the issue comes out.

It’s hard to talk about yourself in 50 words…. What would you write for the world to see??

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{ 3 comments }

Joey December 2, 2009 at 12:44 am

I had to do the 50-word contributor thing for an UNPAID article. It was my first real published work and I was stoked even though it was UNPAID. Apparently I will write so much for free that no one wants to pay me.

I hope you were able to work in the part about your daughter “chewing on the carpet”. That’s so worth the space!

e December 2, 2009 at 4:27 pm

Oh no. You can’t write for free! You’re too talented to give the goods away for nothing!

amber December 7, 2009 at 4:31 pm

dang, that’s rough. mine for work is totally lame, because I suck at writing bios. Every time they ask me to update it, I just grumble into my coffee and tell ‘em its fine.

Definitely work in the carpet chewing.

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