Mommy's Still Fabulous

Really?

We got hit with our second blizzard of the winter season… *just* as I was really serious about my training for the April Half Marathon.

Okay, I managed to run 2 out of the 3 days I was supposed to run, but I was counting on this day to get my “long” run of 4 miles in.

But the streets are packed with snow and ice and… well, it’s freaking cold.

I don’t have a dreadmill, I don’t have a gym membership… so what’s a girl to do?

Coffee. Lots of Coffee.

Dear Google Searchers,

I am sorry.

I’m sorry that day after day, so many of you search for specific things on Google only to be taken to Mommy’s Still Fabulous.

All you baby Mommys and Daddys, who are searching “baby teeth coming in” and “baby crying from teeth,” I’m sorry. I don’t have answers. I am right with you. My baby’s teeth are coming in too, and I would guess she is crying just as much as your baby.

There are three things I can recommend: Baby Motrin, Orajel, and drool bibs.

And for you, those people searching “hairy chest hunks” and “Bon Jovi chest hair,” I can help. I know why my blog pops up on your search; your answer is here.

But you, who search for “Jon Bon Jovi Hair Plugs?” Well, aren’t we judge-y….
(I admit, I too, think he’s got plugs. Let me know what you find. )

Finally, to the person who is searching “Diapers Wicked Stepmother,” I know who you are. Let me guess, your name begins with “C” and ends with “inderella?” Maybe you’ll find what you’re looking for in your pumpkin coach.

But, you have all taught me a good lesson in SEO. How you title, what you label as keywords and tags… it all matters. After all, when you want to capture people searching for “Hairy Hunks Bon Jovi with Hair plugs and Wicked Stepmothers” it’s so important for your blog to deliver.

I know I wasn’t what you were looking for at the time, but I’m glad you found me. Read on, come back. And when you find out how to deal with babies who are teething, please let me know.

Happy Friday Follow!

If you are new to Mommy’s Still Fabulous, welcome! You can read more about me here.

Here’s my latest post… I am sure most of you can identify with one or more of these…

Thanks for stopping by! Please leave me a comment to say hi…I promise to get to your blog back, but it might take a day or two – we’re getting a lot of snow and I know I’ll have time to blog hop!

Stay Fabulous!
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